HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR ! ! ! ! !

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all our readers from The House Of Bacon. To ease you gently away from the postholiday January blues, we have included a picture of a dead pig - strangely, the pig clearly exhibits all the telltale signs of a gangland execution.

Anyway, remember to stay tuned for our usual high quality news service and majestic topical discussions - 2007 promises to be a superb year for news and stuff, probably.


WHAT'S that all about?

WHY is it?

IS 2007 going to be a bumber year for news and stuff?

HAVE you got the answers?

HAVE YOUR SAY, at the House of Bacon.

Congratulations Mr B!!!!!!!!!!!

It is with great pleasure that The House Of Bacon announces the winner of our super Christmas competition extravaganza. The winner is..................... Mr T. B of Aberdeen, Scotland.

Mr B wins a super fucking fantastic bacon style wallet (kindly supplied by our friends at Freak-E-mart - http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Freak-E-Mart ). This superb, high quality wallet - as shown in the photograph above, with Suddam Hussein - is likely to turn more than just heads during the festivities, this year.
Also, to celebrate the opening of Roy's incredible new smoking cabin we have* also included one of the queen's finest gold, yup a single B&H kingsize!! Now, you simply do not get a fucking better prize than that shit, fuck's sake.

The answers to our superb questions, in no particular order are:

noddy holder, melton mowbreys, shit on his hands , easter ducks in plastic, brian may and anita dobson, fairpak , randolph the grate, goose faced fanny bollocks.

Thanks to all our loyal readers for your answer submissions.

Stay tuned for our NEW YEAR'S competition!!!! Coming up, in the new year's.

* note: we say "have", what we actually mean is "possibly have".